This is a tumblelog, kinda like a blog but with short-form, mixed-media posts with stuff I like. Scroll down a bit to start reading, or a bit more to read more about me.
“Oh hey man didn’t see you there how’s it go-“
“BLAWUHGLAUHGLAUH”
“Excuse me Jimmy wha-“
“BLAWUHALSJAULBAW”
THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH A LOT FDSLKJFDSSFD
I’M LITERALLY CRYING
OH MY GOID
GOD EVEN
I JUST
I
GDFHIGHDFIGJIOSGJIOS
There are few things in the world that I want in my mouth as much as I do this right now.good lord.
i asked for ice cream not a sword
See Esai, that’s how to do it…
(via vivapinata, aco)
You’re walking in the woods.
There’s no one around,
And your phone is dead.
Out of the corner of your eye you spot it,
Dog with a knife.
Me.
Hell yes I fucking did it and I’ll do it again you ungrateful cocky snatchface
Gonna go party with Ivan and Draven. Mmmm, skinny jeans, longboards and Monster…